LOKIWORSHIP: You Know You’re In Team Loki When You Go Crazy Like This

This happened exactly one week ago as my friend and I vent out our impatience at not being able to watch Marvel’s The Avengers along with the rest of the world (and being forced to follow the US release date by our capitalistic local movie distributor) on April 26th, 2012 in the form of severe LOKIWORSHIP and TWIDDLESTONING.

(Before anyone says anything, I’m aware that Tom Hiddleston’s fans are called Hiddlestoners but his Twitter username is twhiddleston so I use the Twitter name to create a verb that defines “to worship @twhiddlestone on Twitter”, which is “to TWIDDLESTONE”. And yes, it must be in caps because everything Loki should be CAPSLOKI. )

Also, yes, I’m a proper movie journalist. And yes, my friend is a proper movie journalist. We know movies and we write downright serious stuff on our magazine. But we’re also fangirls and we break out in squee some of the time (well, more often than not.)

@mavieenlair OH MY GOD! SO MUCH TOM HIDDLESTON STUFF TONIGHT. MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT.

@betteronholiday WHAT WHAT WHEREE I CANT OPEN THE INTRWEBZ RITE NOW NOOO WHERE’S THE HIDDLES I WAAANT *rusak*

@mavieenlair HE’S EVERYWHERE! EMPIRE! TWITTER! OTHER PLACES!!! I WANT TO FLY OVER THERE AND CARESS HIS LOKI HORNS!

@betteronholiday COVER THE WORLD WITH LOKINESS. I DON’T GIVE A DAMN TO THAT TEAM ASSEMBLED BY FURYWHATSHISEYEPATCH. The more Hiddles the better!

@mavieenlair YES AND THE MOVIE SHOULD BE CALLED “LOKI”. WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THE AVENGERS? #FUCKYEAHLOKI #TEAMHIDDLES #CAPSLOCKING

@betteronholiday IF THAT TEAM WINS AND LOKI LOSES AT THE END OF THE MOVIE I WONT WATCH IT /juzkidding. #TEAMLOKI #CAPSLOCK4EVAR

@mavieenlair WHY JUZ KIDDING? IT’S GOT TO BE THE ONLY ENDING OF THE MOVIE! IF NOT, SCREW THE IMAX. AIN’T WATCHING. #KIDDINGTOO #YAYCAPS

@betteronholiday IF NOT, ERR.. WELL AT LEAST HIS HAIR IS FABULOUSER THAN THAT THOR! #YAYLOKI #STILLCAPS #PLEASESTOPME

@mavieenlair OF COURSE HIS HAIR IS FABUGLAMONDERFUL! HIS HAIRSTYLIST MUST BE A FANGIRL/BOY TOO! #LOKILOKILOKI #CAPSCAPSCAPS  #DONTSTOP

@betteronholiday omg we’re killing ppl who’re follower of us both. BUT IT’S IN THE NAME OF SPREADIN’ THE LOKI LOVE SO LET ‘EM ‘AVE IT #KEEPGOING

@mavieenlair GOOD! WE ARE KILLERS! WE ARE VILLAINS! JUST LIKE THE LOKI! WE’VE BECOME LOKIANS! #ICOULDGOALLNIGHT  #THELOKIISSTRONG

@betteronholiday OHMYLOKI WHY IS MAY 2nd (or is it 4th? hehe) STILL SO FAR? I WANNA ADMIRE HIS ROYAL LOKINESS NAOOO #CARRYON #ETERNALOKI

@mavieenlair ARE WE GONNA START SAYING OMILOKI NOT OMIGOD FROM NOW ON? I APPROVE. (SO DOES LOKI!) #OKPAUSE #BUTLOKI #OML #LOKINFINITY

@betteronholiday ‘LOKI’ SHUD ALSO REPLACE THE WORD ‘EPIC’ –> AWESOME OF LOKI PROPORTIONS. OML WE’RE COMPLETELY #HIDDLESTONED #DONTMINDATALL

@mavieenlair LOKI SHOULD FILL UP ENTIRE DICTIONARY SO THAT THIS IS HOW WE SPEAK: “LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI, LOKI, LOKI! OML!” #TWIDDLESTONED

@betteronholiday AND THE UNIVERSE WOULD BE A LOKIER PLACE. OOPS I MEAN LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKIER LOKI! #LIVINGLAVIDALOKI

@mavieenlair LOKI LOKI LOKIEFIED LOKI LOKI! (TRANSLATE: ARE WE LOKIFIED OR WHAT!) LOKI, LOKI! (HUZZAH HUZZAH!) #SHERLOKI #LOKIBITCH

@betteronholiday #LOKINGOFTHEWORLD [LokiXtitanic] #MAHALOKIMUTHAFUCKAA [LokiXbattleship] EVRYTHIN’ LOKIFIED YO!

@mavieenlair LOKIMORPH #LOKILIEN [LokiXAlien] ONE LOKI TO LOKIFY THEM ALL #LOKITR [LokiXLOTR] EXPELOKIAMUS! #LOKIPOTTER [LokiXHP] #FYEAH

So, did everyone like The Avengers (or Avengers Assemble if you’re in the UK)?

I certainly did, although I’m sure Joss Whedon must have felt like he wanted to facepalm/headdesk many, many times during the making of this epic film. (Seriously, though, is he human? I don’t think he is. He’s probably Odin in disguise, but more badass.) Thank you, Mr. Whedon, for the extremely fun times. Complete review to be coming soon.

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